"JOKE TIME" (SMART FILIPINO)

Just see how smart the Filipinos are..........


A FILIPINO walks into a bank in New York City
and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to the Philippines
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank needs some form of security for the loan,
so the Filipino hands over the key and documents of new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officer all enjoy a good laugh
at the Filipino for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage
and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Filipino returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"?

The Filipino replies:
"Where else in new York city can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect to be there when I return?"
Ah, the mind of the FILIPINO...

"SCAM"

Hello! My name is Dannyboy and this is my First time to BLOG. I want to learn how to "SCAM", because my mom is a frustrated gambler, and at this point of time she is heading the wrong direction that she might end up losing everything. She has already borrowed large amount of money from different people, and has already used her house as collateral just to borrow large amount of money, and sold one of her vehicle and still continuing to borrow money from individuals just to support her gambling habits and uncontrollable shopping spree. At some point she even has committed illegal activities for money, not knowing or caring that she has done something against the law.





That is why I want to learn how to "SCAM"!!!!!!! what is SCAM?

Sikapin

Controlin

Ang

Mommyko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



In English "MY ATTEMPT TO CONTROL MY MOM".

HOW? I need to rehabilitate my mom by;





a) Make her stop borrowing large amount of money from individuals just to support her gambling.





b) Make her stop doing illegal activities before she gets caught and get incarcerated.





c) Make her stop "GAMBLING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





On June 30, 2008, I confronted my mom to discuss with her about her future and to wake her up from reality and to convince her to change. Unfortunately, she was so stubborn and refused to listen to me, because she has always been in denial.





We argued so much that day, because I kept insisting for her to change, but she refuses. If she won’t change and secure her future, what will happen to her? Who will suffer when she is so old and bedridden? Should I just let her be and let her continue her bad habits? What if she loses everything on her possession, just because of her bad habits of illegal activities and eventually gets caught?





A parent should know what is right from wrong. A parent should teach their children to set a goal for their future. A parent should be a role model. A parent should teach their children how to love. In my mom's case, I am the parent trying so hard to teach a lesson to a child.